after watching the movie 2012 is now saving up for spaceship tickets (hopefully the New and Improved Antimatter Spaceship), not for a home deposit.

Having a relaxing nite catching up on web sites whilst drinking home made Mojito’s….YUMMY. I think I’ve found my fav drink (4 now nways lol)

hates it when people say ‘life is short’. What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that’s longer?

To Those With A Sense Of Humour

Q: Why men walk more and women talk more?

A: Coz men have three legs and women have four lips!

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Q: Why do women wear flowered panties?

A: C  O z its their way of saying, ‘In memory of those who were buried here! ‘

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Wife asked her husband how many women he had slept with.

Husband proudly replies, only you my darling, with the others I was awake!!!

Random Poem (came across recently)

He thinks of her as he gasps for breath
Staring at the ceiling whilst lying in his bed

He wants to leave this town catch the next train
beneath his frozen heart lies a city in flames
though he’s weak, lost and dismayed
deep inside, lies an animal in chains

Whatever he loved for it he had fought
but after all this time this boy was never good enough
he cast himself aside he prayed to be loved
hoped for an angel but got the devil instead

he has reasoned and questioned broke thorugh and prevailed
yet, he knows no happiness so many times this man has failed

he’s angerd by the angels and all the moments they cast him down
lost his faith blew away far from him never too be found

so he sits in his dungeon this prison of memories
he has srceamed his lungs out in the end

” she’ll never fuckin win”

At last I know where I’m going & why!

On the first day, God created the dog and said:
“Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years.
“The dog said: “That’s a long time to be barking. How about only ten years and I’ll give you back the other ten?”
So God agreed.

On the second day, God created the monkey and said:
“Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh. For this, I ‘ll give you a twenty-year life span.”
The monkey said: “Monkey tricks for twenty years? That’s a pretty long time to perform. How about I give you back ten like the dog did?”
And God agreed.

On the third day, God created the cow and said:
“You must go into the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer’s family For this, I will give you a life span of sixty Years.”
The cow said: “That’s kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years. How about twenty and I’ll give back the other forty?”
And God agreed again.

On the fourth day, God created man and said:
“Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life. For this, I’ll give you twenty years.”
But man said: “Only twenty years ? Could you possibly give me my twenty, the forty the cow gave back, the ten the monkey gave back, and the ten the dog gave back, that makes eighty, okay?”

“Okay,” said God, “You asked for it.”
So that is why for our first twenty years we eat, sleep, play and enjoy ourselves.
For the next forty years we slave in the sun to support our family.
For the next ten years we do monkey tricks to entertain the grandchildren.
And for the last ten years we sit on the front porch and bark at everyone.

Life has now been explained to you.

22 Ways to make a girl smile

1 . Tell her she is beautiful (not fine, or sexy)
2 . Hold her hand at any moment . . . even if its just for a second.
3 . Kiss her on the forehead.
4 . Leave her voice messages to wake up to.
5 . When she is upset, hold her tight and tell her how much she means to you.
6 . Recognize the small things . . . they usually mean the most.
7 . Pick her over all the other girls you hang out with.
8 . Write her notes. (she loves them)
9 . Introduce her to family and friends . . . as your girlfriend.
10 . Play with her hair.
11 . Pick her up, tickle her, and play-wrestle with her.
12 . Sit in the park and just talk to her.
13 . Tell her funny jokes, tell her stupid jokes, or just tell her jokes.
14 . Let her fall asleep in your arms.
15 . If she’s mad at you, kiss her.
16 . Give her piggyback rides.
17 . Bring her flowers
18 . Treat her the same around your friends as you do when your alone.
19 . Look her in the eyes and smile.
20 . Let her take as many pictures of you as she wants.
21 . Kiss her in the rain.
22 . If your in love with her . . . tell her.

The Best of Intentions

With the best of intentions, I wear my heart on my sleeve,

I feel no reprieve, when all I wanted was a lover in you.

It’s the same mistake I make, time after time, You’d think I’d learn all the while I keep getting burned.

And all I wanted was a lover in you.

My heart tends to get the best of me, having nothing but the best of intentions, a runaway train bound for heartbreak.

Driving me insane, wanting to feel nothing when all I can feel is everything.

I’m true to myself, as much as one can be a wide open book for all to read.

No need to hide behind a wall of shame, it’s written all over my face, once again.

With the best of intentions, I wear my heart on my sleeve,

I feel no reprieve, when all I wanted was a lover in you.

It’s the same mistake I make, time after time, you’d think I’d learn all the while I keep getting burned.

And all I wanted was a lover in you.

I want nothing more than to hold you in my arms, kiss you all the while, falling prey to all your charms, lose myself in your smile, while your eyes capture a glimpse of my soul and I’m lost in rapture….

My head in the clouds, and I’m treading air, wanting fantasy to be reality, my soul is bare.

I dream while awake, and tend to think out loud.

I’m riding a speeding bullet, scraping my feet on the ground.

Straight to your heart, I’m hoping to go, skipping each beat, a whirlwind of hope, getting caught in the loop, I’m losing speed and I realise, I’ve lost you along the way.

With the best of intentions, I wear my heart on my sleeve,

I feel no reprieve, when all I wanted was a lover in you.

It’s the same mistake I make, time after time, You’d think I’d learn all the while I keep getting burned.

And all I wanted was a lover in you.

“I Miss You”

I miss you – But I haven’t met you yet
So special – But it hasn’t happened yet

You are gorgeous – But I haven’t met you yet
I remember – But it hasn’t happened yet

 

And if you believe in dreams – Or what is more important
That a dream can come true – I will meet you

 

I was peaking – but it hasn’t happened yet
I haven’t been given – my best souvenir

I miss you – But i haven’t met you yet
i know your habits – But wouldn’t recognize you yet

 

And if you believe in dreams – Or what is more important
That a dream can come true – I will meet you

 

I’m so impatient – I can’t stand the wait
When will i get my cuddle? – Who are you?

 

I know by now that you’ll arrive – By the time i stop waiting

 

I miss you

 

~Bjork

“All Around Me”

My hands are searching for you
My arms are outstretched towards you
I feel you on my fingertips
My tongue dances behind my lips for you

This fire rising through my being
Burning I’m not used to seeing you

I’m alive, I’m alive

I can feel you all around me
Thickening the air I’m breathing
Holding on to what I’m feeling
Savoring this heart that’s healing

My hands float up above me
And you whisper you love me
And I begin to fade
Into our secret place

The music makes me sway
The angels singing say we are alone with you
I am alone and they are too with you

I’m alive, I’m alive

I can feel you all around me
Thickening the air I’m breathing
Holding on to what I’m feeling
Savoring this heart that’s healing

And so I cry
The light is white
And I see you

I’m alive, I’m alive, I’m alive

I can feel you all around me
Thickening the air I’m breathing
Holding on to what I’m feeling
Savoring this heart that’s healing

Take my hand
I give it to you
Now you owe me
All I am
You said you would never leave me
I believe you
I believe

I can feel you all around me
Thickening the air I’m breathing
Holding on to what I’m feeling
Savoring this heart that’s healed
~Flyleaf