Q: Why men walk more and women talk more?
A: Coz men have three legs and women have four lips!
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Q: Why do women wear flowered panties?
A: C O z its their way of saying, ‘In memory of those who were buried here! ‘
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Wife asked her husband how many women he had slept with.
Husband proudly replies, only you my darling, with the others I was awake!!!
